July 2010
1 post
June 2010
8 posts
The version that Tom Hanks scrapped
A sample of the drunken offline messages I get:
Jeff: Alvis!
I know you’re asleep
and having that recurring dream where you are running naked through a forest of penis-shaped trees, being chased by a huge monster that resembles a penis.
He nearly catches you and stabs you with his gilded penis-like broadsword, but you get away and stumble upon a cave that resembles a vagina.
Something...
May 2010
7 posts
Culture shock
Move from a job at the porn store to working in an IT company can be a little jarring:
Mike: OH GOD I NEED TO WORRY ABOUT NSFW NOW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Critics & Tactics
me: dude - ironman2, going for it?
Mike: I KNOW
me: i think im going on saturday or sunday - dunno
Mike: Basically had a constant hard-on. Not sure when I'm going to be free - might not be until Monday I think : (
me: lame. someone i know at work saw it & hated it. then again he said part 1 wasnt so great either; go figure
Mike: Kill them. Then if it ends up being bad, apologise to their family at the funeral
me: LMAO
Mike: "Yeah, guess he was right abotu this movie being shit. Whoops, my bad
April 2010
15 posts
2 tags
1 tag
Just so we're clear
Jeff: lol
me: you got it right? such a suh-weet pic..painting - whatevs
Jeff: a hot air balloon? yes. i see it
me: :/ youre fucking around with me arent you?
Jeff: only an idjit would not IMMEDIATELY recognize it.
me: LOL OK FINE i wanted to feel clever for once
Jeff: a complete blathering retard.
me: ALRIGHT I GET YOUR POINT
Jeff: a drooling, feeble minded fucktard of the lowest order.
me: holy shit im loling now
Jeff: i have more.
me: no thanks, im already laughing like an idiot - thank god for lunch hour
Blade →
NSFW
The sharp/soft contrast caught my eye
Discovered the brilliance of Ali & Toumani...
March 2010
3 posts
Watch
February 2010
25 posts
grammar
me: best misplaced comma ever: Headline: "Man shot in chest, leg knocks on door for help"
Mike: "SHIT I'M A FUCKING LEG HELP ME"
34 strikes again
me: lol ok now THIS is awesome Jeff: :P
me: i thought it was very clever
Jeff: You dream about IM’s big metal penis, don’t you.
me: I call it Warm Machine
Music is indeed what feelings sound like - I cant...
